Fish posted a list of 10 things she has learned from relationships with men.  I’ve never been one to stop at ten and oh how I love lists. So here goes

Power tools have a place in my life 
How to Kayak  Breaking up REALLY IS hard to do
How to ‘let go’, of him 

Avoidance

When you love someone, you will sacrifice yourself, regardless of how they make you feel  Sushi

  The phrase “I’ll call you” means nothing. 

How to shoot a rifle

 Butter is a food staple (but veggies shouldn’t shine)    Hummus won’t kill a carnivore

 How to mend road rash from a fall

Vodka makes me stupid
Jager makes me forget 

 Men text message as much as Women

 How to be with someone, maintain independence and just the right amount of selfishness.

That no matter how smart and capable I am, I still like being taken care of sometimes  

How to flip a circuit breaker
Men need meat, preferably with a lot of sauce  

Never be the first one to say I love you   Men are usually the first to fall for a girl, they fall out first too 

  How to flip a quarter into a cup  The art of a pull up To stand perfectly still and stare at the wall  To stop dating a guy whose friend hits on you. In the end, you lose.   

   Dream weaver and other graphic art applications 

Changing his hat is like changing outfits   

 To Make a FIRE out of the sticks and stones we fought with

They know just as much as we do about relationships, nothing.   Slowly pull the car on to a high surfaced area or else, you will scrape the bumper  

To spell things out, he can’t read my mind    

 And damn it,  I’m worth fighting for.         

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