I understand Fluffy McTutu when she writes things like this
I have a sharp pain down my right quad – IT band massage sounds good.
And I had to laugh when another soon to be roommate said to me last night, “There’s something else you should know about me.”
I caustically set down my wine glass, zippered up my vertebrae, flexed my stomach muscles to shield myself for the blow and exhaled, “Shoot. I can take it.”
“I’m addicted to the Golden Girls.”
Scoff. “You’re kidding right? That must mean I’m Blanch.”
“No. Seriously. I have the whole box set.”
“I can see it now when I come home and someone asks where R. is, oh she’s upstairs watching the Golden Girls.”
“It won’t be the first time.”
“What if we ended up like that.”
“Eh. It wouldn’t be so bad. Look at our 20’s”
“They’ve been a blast.”
Enter sitcom theme song
Thank you for being a friend
Traveled down the road and back again
Your heart is true your a pal and a confidant.
And if you through a party
Invited everyone you ever knew
You would see the biggest gift would be from me
And the card attached would say thank you for being a friend.
thanks for the new nickname. anything with a “mc” in it is a good name in my book. except when it’s fatty mcbigbutt.
AH-HA! i know who your roommate is gonna be! the golden girls gave it away. i’ve heard stories about her and the gg’s. she loves them and can’t get enough of them.
what’s even scarier is you two living together. it’s gonna be one big party! hehe
By: sarah on August 24, 2006
at 3:14 pm
can’t wait to play sunday…will you braid my hair too?
By: wendi on August 24, 2006
at 3:19 pm
You know, I was flipping through channels last night and saw an old episode of Star Trek. Dr. McCoy is talking some space chick about Kirk and says something like “All my old friends look like old doctors, but all his look like you.”
I need better looking old friends. And, ex-roommates. Got any to spare?
By: Network Geek on August 24, 2006
at 3:25 pm
Blanch was the hot one, right?
By: J on August 24, 2006
at 4:11 pm
Okay, I think I got a bit jealous reading that.
By: Alison on August 24, 2006
at 4:49 pm
GOOD FOR YOU. NEW ROOMMATE…. NEW HORIZONS….. HOPE YOU HAVE GOOD SUNSETS.
By: CHRIS on August 24, 2006
at 8:15 pm
by the way, i thinks you are the best writer ever.. would like to sponsor your book.
By: CHRIS on August 24, 2006
at 8:18 pm
I saw a live taping of the Golden Girls when I was very young. Yeah, that’s right I admit it. That Blanch was sure something.
Scott
By: Scott on August 24, 2006
at 9:52 pm
how exactly does one go about getting addicted to the golden girls?
By: ghost on August 26, 2006
at 3:00 pm
why am i hung over every monday.
By: CHRIS on August 28, 2006
at 1:36 pm
i can’t wait for more mayhem and debauchery next sunday
By: wendi on August 28, 2006
at 2:48 pm
Sigh. I too love “The Golden Girls”. That Rose — she’s a HOOT!!
By: Amber on August 28, 2006
at 6:45 pm