You probably didn’t know I just spent the morning day dreaming of a man in St. Louis.
Chamomile tea keeps me from becoming an alcoholic on lonely nights. I love tomato soup more than legally allowed since tomatoes scream when coming off the vine. I talk to much and say random facts to kill silence. I’m a master at Trivia Pursuit. I usually don’t sleep with a pillow. I love the smell of fresh rosemary sprigs hanging in the shower. I can still do the splits. I’ve gained five pounds since July (but that’s a work in progress). I routinely tell my cat, “No ass in face,” and believe she understands me.
I love the rain and running in it more. I still start food fights. I don’t trust girls who call themselves “Princess” or girls who wear tiaras on any occasion. Get annoyed by ego’s just because they are in the bar industry and “know the scene.”
I take photos of my laughing monkey at each FBO (airport) where my Jet lands to remember where I’ve been. I can’t remember what city or state I was in during most of my stories. I’m gullible to the point of failure. I love to laugh and find humor in the oddest places; I am the funniest person I know. I hate talking on the phone. I’m developing Blackberritius. I’m afraid of heights even though I fly for a living. I love funky socks.
My two closest friends are from high school. I once scared a friend so bad she hit me hard enough to bruise my arm (apparently it’s not funny when a car is being towed and you wake up said friend screaming as though your about to have a head on collision). I know most of my friend’s flaws and love them more because of them. I haven’t talked to my brother in over a year. I have a sister and a niece who are adopted from other countries. As a child, I would save my pennies to send to Sally Struthers’s starving children in Ethiopia. I want to adopt a village but find joy in giving other peoples kids back then walking away.
I think Hillary would be a stronger candidate if she left Bill years ago. I have the mouth of a sailor when I get mad. Daily, I walk into inanimate objects and apologize before realizing what they are. I bruise like a battered woman. My curtains do match the drapes. I want botox like the rest of Houston but am scared of the outcome.
After a bum asked me for change, I asked him for his coat.
Your turn….
Call your brother. Start posting the pictures of the monkey. Botox Schmotox. I’m not in St. Louis! Maybe I should try some chamomile tea. I bet you’re deficient in some vitamin or mineral.
By: damnyoujessica on January 24, 2008
at 10:34 pm
I’m pretty good at Trivial Pursuit too. If we ever meet, we need to have a face off. I’m pretty competitive though. But don’t worry, I bruise like a peach too. I’m doing this too…
By: Cheryl on January 26, 2008
at 3:30 pm
I avoid public bathrooms at all costs. I hate the phone, too.
Guess we will never have a phone conversation…
By: plantation on January 29, 2008
at 2:40 am